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Marion Ravenwood and Cairo Henchman action figure set



It’s refreshing to see 56-year-old actress Karen Allen immortalized in toy, but her accessories include a large frying pan. It’s intended, we’re sure, for braining the included heathen henchman figure, thus allowing kids to experiment with both racism and misogyny in the safe confines of the sandbox. A single redeeming quality makes this set worthy of its one-star rating: It comes with a monkey.