“It’s turkey time. Gobble gobble.” That’s the infamous dialogue that doomed “Gigli” from the outset—critics quoted the bizarre come-on weeks before opening day. How can you resist mocking the nutty story of a lesbian con woman (Jennifer Lopez) and the hit-man (Ben Affleck) who loves her bonding over the kidnapping of a mentally-challenged young man? When Lopez finally gives in to Affleck’s advances, she coaxes him by stripping down and unleashing that thoroughly incoherent mating call for the ages. We really hope they didn’t rehearse it at home.