Steven Seagal, "The Onion Movie" (2008)
The pitch: America's finest news source (makes a movie).
Plenty of Seagal’s movies are comedies, whether he likes/knows it or not. But the only legitimate time he’s tried to be funny was in "Cockpuncher," one of the short films in the straight-to-DVD "Onion Movie." Seagal delivers sinister vengeance to bad guys' ding-dongs. And it’s pure gold.
Does it work? Still hoping for a full length "Cockpuncher."