Playboy founder Hugh Hefner (L) and girlfriend Crystal Harris attend the 31st annual Playboy Jazz Festival at the Hollywood Bowl on June 13, 2009
Not to be outdone by the British royal family, Playboy publisher/silk robe enthusiast Hugh Hefner, 84, announced his engagement to Playmate Crystal Harris, 24, late Sunday, December 26. We're guessing Hef's bachelor party is going to be awesome (full access to the Playboy mansion, friends with every Playmate since the dawn of time), though the 9 p.m. bedtime will be a bit of a downer (that episode of "Murder, She Wrote" isn't going to watch itself, you know).


