Michael Bolton at Prairie Meadows

No-talent ass clown* Michael Bolton croons at Prairie Meadows Oct. 6. As far as I can remember, it's been a while since Bolton played Des Moines. but my memory is failing me. His most recent album, "Live at the Royal Albert Hall," was released in May.

Tickets will be $74, $69, $54 and $34 and go on sale July 21 through Ticketmaster.

*Just kidding, it's an Office Space reference. I celebrate his entire catalog.