Halloween, our way

Britney

WHAT YOU’LL NEED: A skimpy outfit, a bad wig, a little bit of extra skin (suggestion: eat a pizza…or two) and a heavy country twang.

OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: An entourage of cousins, lawyers and bodyguards, all of whom will “quit” and leave you as the night goes on.

TIP: When someone asks about the kids, play dumb and show them your fabulously realistic spray tan instead.