Des Moines Buccaneers
Mongo says "This guy is such a douche..."
Metromix visits Tonic and Limey's
Mongo says "Ummm... what? Kim I'm going to go out on a limb here... but I'm going to guess you are a hairdresser."
Mongo says "Hey... it's the guy who wears the same hat everyday all year round regardless of what season it is! "
Mongo says "I love it when people go out looking like they have been working in the yard all day."
Mongo says "Siblings or a married couple who just really look alike?"
Halloween at Drink
Mongo says "Kim- I'm surprised you didn't go as Amy Winehouse since you normally dress like her the other 364 days of the year."
Mongo says "I think it's kinda funny how that Taylor actually looks like his Halloween costume all year round and just wears the makeup on Halloween. Cari- ..."
Blue Moon Piano Bar, Cabaret West Glen and Third Base
Mongo says "Pic 17... Judd, do you really need two cellphones clipped to your belt when you already look tacky enough dressed like someone who is 22 years old..."
Downtown's new Pelican Bar and Nightclub
Mongo says "Picture 16.... 24 years old? I don't know about that. Don't lie about your ages when it's obvious."
Opening day at the Iowa Chops
Mongo says "Why is the mascot a wolf or whatever that is? That doesn't make any sense? Did the Chops get that costume at some mascot discount shop? "