Iowa Band Beach Jam
Mongo says "Is that the drummer from Slipknot?"
Mongo says "Is that Haystack Calhoun?"
Metromix visits Crush
Mongo says "Is that a PSP or a cell phone on his belt? Either way, it shouldn't be on your belt. "
Mongo says "Guys, please... you are in your thirties (late 30's for John) and you are wearing clothes designed for high school kids. I haven't worn a hat in ..."
Mongo says "Ladies, thank you for actually dressing up and looking nice whn you go out in Des Moines. Other women need to take a hint. "
Metromix visits the Loft
Mongo says "Twins? "
Mongo says "This picture frightens me for some reason... It's hard to look directly at..."
Mongo says "There are like 10 people in this bar with the last name Trogdon... He kinda looks like Alfred E. Neuman with no hair. Since that reference is pro..."
Mongo says "Really? Where do you work that you can look like that? Mullet with the shaved lines on the sides? If just shaved and had a normal haircut you wo..."
Mongo says "Please shave"