Late summer night at Blue Moon Piano Bar
Mongo says "Let's leave the puka shell necklace at home next time. Those went out of fashion everywhere on the planet about ten years ago except in Des Moines."
Thirsty Thursday on 86th Street
Mongo says "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth..."
Mongo says "Is that Gilligan?"
Big Country Bash 2009
Mongo says "The picture really is quite interesting. I can't tell if they are or not? 1. There is a phallic shaped thing drawn on the dirty window. 2. The ..."
Summer Jam 2009
Mongo says "Everyone knows it's generally a good idea to get a tattoo tramp stamp at an outdoor music festival. "
Mongo says "Is that Travis Barker of Blink-182 with the "1986" tattoo on his chest? "
Keith Urban and Taylor Swift in Des Moines
Mongo says "Hey look! It's the same t-shirt that 25,000 other guys in this town with no style also own! "
A busy night on 86th Street
Mongo says "Des Moines fashion once again at its finest. "
Bar crawl through six East Village bars
Mongo says "Is that a sleeveless t-shirt layered with a white sleeved t-shirt underneath? I guess it's true... the new East VIillage area is a place for trend..."
Miley Cyrus at Wells Fargo Arena
Mongo says "Why would anyone want to see this garbage? "