About Me
I throw up more Booze than you Drink!!!
Username
Buckshot
Metromixing Since
December 2008
Location
Des Moines
My Hometown
Inside of your mother!
My First Concert
Guns N' Roses
My Favorite Movie
Your mom's homemade porno.
My Favorite Restaurant
Brickhouse Cafe
Thing I'm Most Addicted To
Vicodin!
Where to take that Dirty Rotten when she's Hungry.
Apparently women get hungry or something so here's a list on where you can take that Dirty Rotten, have money left over, and still keep your dignity intact. Even though you are a sinner and small children can smell the shame radiating from your soul.
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George the Chili King -
5722 Hickman Road - Des Moines (Des Moines Metro)
Report this commentAh, so many fond memories at George's Chili King. It's the perfect combination of greese and lack of remorse. George's is the ideal place to take that lady friend and not be noticed by your congregation. Spat off how you only support locally owned buisnesses, the nostalgia of the joint, and she will respect the fact that your only spending $3.95 on her (excluding a drink)
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Ryan's Grill, Buffet & Bakery -
1900 N.W. 86th Street - Clive (Des Moines Metro)
Report this commentO.k., apparently your 2 a.m. hookup wants something alittle more classy than a bucket of fries and she's a meat eater. Ryan's fits the bill as she can pick her own sides from a wide assortment of mac & cheese and tender rost beef. However, the ideal time to go and not be noticed is mid afternoon because around dinner time families of 12 arrive to supplement their lost 401k plans.
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China One International Buffet -
2301 Ingersoll Ave. - Des Moines (Ingersoll Avenue)
Report this commentMaybe your special lady is in the the mood for Chinese, look no further but China One. It's litterally perfect for not being noticed, where you can sit in the corner sulking in your lack of self-esteem while that fine lady is filling up on sweet & sour chicken. Warning!: eating chinese is only filling for 2 hours max, so end the date as soon as possible so you don't have to pay for another meal.
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Orlondo's Bar & Grill -
4337 Park Ave. - Des Moines (Des Moines Metro)
Report this commentOMFG Orlondo's cavatelli is the best in town and it's freaking cheap. Orlondo's will satisfy that Italian craving that she has been nagging at. The atrosphere is secluded and dark enough so nobody will see the tears streaming down your face, while you wonder how you'll ever be able to look at your grandmother again. Anywho, Orlondo's house dressing is freaking awesome too! 2 person meal = under 20 bucks (with drinks!)
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Tasty Tacos -
8549 Hickman Road - Urbandale (Des Moines Metro)
Report this commentTasty Taco is cheap and decent, but I'm actually suggesting Taco Casa that is just down the road from here on Euclid and MLK. Taco Casa is fast, cheap, and consistent mexican food. The sauces are awesome and everyone wears headscarfs. She will admire the Arizona southwest theme of the joint and remember a simpler time when her family traveled as carnies.
Recent User Playlists
Gyros!
I love everything about gyros! The Des Moines metropolitan area is not filled with Greek restaurants like some larger metro areas, but these are a few of my favorites.
My top spots to bring out of towners
When people come from out of town, I love to pick spots that really showcase Des Moines, and tell visitors we arent just some small town.
Updated Never Been, Need to Go list
I have no visited a handful of the spots on my old lists, but of course there are now new ones to add!
